When Jake Paul struts out to his next boxing match, the music choice is crucial. It sets the tone, announces his bravado, and lets everyone know that he’s not just a YouTuber who punches things, he’s a serious contender who punches things. And now, with Jutta Leerdam, the ice queen of speed skating, as his girlfriend, the options have gotten even more hilarious. Here’s what we imagine:
1. “Ice Ice Baby” – Vanilla Ice
A nod to Jutta’s skating career, this track is perfect for showing off their power couple dynamic. Jake could make a grand entrance wearing a bedazzled speed-skating suit while Jutta skates gracefully alongside him, handing out tiny Dutch flags. It screams, “I’m here to fight, but also, let’s not forget who my girlfriend is.” Bonus points if the ring is prepped with a thin layer of ice—although that might make the actual fight more like WWE on skates.
2. The Dutch National Anthem
Imagine the confusion. Jake walks out, hand on heart, mouthing the words to “Het Wilhelmus” like he’s a born-and-bred Dutchman. Jutta stands beside him, waving a tulip like a flag, while Jake pretends he’s known about stroopwafels his whole life. It’s patriotic, romantic, and utterly baffling for his opponent. Plus, nothing says “psychological warfare” like declaring allegiance to a country you’ve only visited twice.
3. “Skater Boy” – Avril Lavigne
This one’s for the irony. The lyrics could describe Jake and Jutta’s relationship perfectly—she’s the elegant skater, he’s the chaotic boy in sneakers, and together they’re causing a stir. Jake could fully lean into the skater theme by arriving on a hoverboard, doing a questionable ollie before dramatically throwing it aside as he enters the ring. Avril Lavigne might even come out to perform it live, because why not? Jake loves over-the-top theatrics.
4. “All I Do Is Win” – DJ Khaled
Classic Jake Paul energy. But imagine this: midway through the song, Jutta rolls in on skates, dragging a wagon full of his previous opponents’ boxing gloves like trophies. The crowd roars as Jake lip-syncs, “Can’t never get enough, and every time I step up in the building…” It’s peak Paul branding—loud, self-congratulatory, and undeniably entertaining.
5. “Let It Go” – Idina Menzel (from Frozen)
This one’s for the haters. The slow piano intro plays, and Jake emerges in a glittering snow cape, arms outstretched, singing Let it go, let it gooooo! as fake snow falls from the rafters. It’s camp, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the ultimate clapback to anyone who doubts his relationship with Jutta. She’s probably backstage laughing her skates off.
Whatever Jake chooses, one thing is clear: his walkout music will be as polarizing as his career. Will it be a tribute to Jutta’s icy dominance or a reminder that Jake Paul never takes himself too seriously? Either way, we’ll be watching, earplugs at the ready.
