Well, here we are. After years of back-and-forth barbs, Noel and Liam Gallagher have decided to put the handbags aside and reunite Oasis for what promises to be the Britpop event of 2025. But before you go digging out your parka and getting your best Gallagher sneer ready, let’s take a moment to ask ourselves: is this reunion going to be a glorious return to form, or are we all about to witness the slow, painful destruction of what’s left of their legacy?
And don’t get me started on the ticket debacle. Spoiler: It’s already a disaster. Let’s unpack it all, shall we?
Like a walkman in the age of Spotify
Oasis was iconic in the ’90s, there’s no denying that. They gave us hits like Wonderwall and Don’t Look Back in Anger, songs that are still belted out in pubs after a few too many pints. But here’s the thing: it’s been over 15 years since the Gallaghers last graced a stage together, and the world has moved on. Sure, the nostalgia is real, but so is the risk that this reunion will feel more like re-releasing the Walkman in the age of streaming.
Remember how we used to be amazed by cassette tapes? Well, this is sort of like that. You’re excited at first, then you realize, “Hang on, didn’t we move on for a reason?”
Noel and Liam sharing a stage again sounds like a fun idea until you picture the fireworks display, with damp fuses. For five seconds, you’re excited, then… fizzle. That’s what this reunion could be: all hype, no heat.
Ticket sales
And speaking of heat, let’s talk about the fiery inferno that is the ticket sales. The Oasis reunion tickets went live, and predictably, things went straight down the loo. Fans jumped online faster than Liam at a pub brawl, only to be met with the usual chaos of crashed Ticketmaster pages and prices that shot up faster than Noel’s ego.
Dynamic pricing, for those not in the know, is basically Ticketmaster’s way of saying, “Let’s see how much we can squeeze out of you before you give up.” Tickets that should’ve cost around £80 suddenly ballooned to £466 for standing room, with “VIP” packages reaching a cheeky £7,000 on resale sites like Viagogo​. That’s right, seven grand to watch two brothers in their fifties try not to throw guitars at each other.
Ticketmaster claimed this “dynamic pricing” was meant to prevent reselling, but instead, it left fans as confused as Liam trying to understand his brother’s songwriting. Fans were furious, and rightly so—many were queuing online for hours, only to be booted off the system before they even had a chance to overpay​.
The Gallaghers respond (kind of)
Naturally, the Gallaghers responded with a classic, “Not our fault, mate!” statement. They tried to smooth things over by announcing extra Wembley dates and an invite-only ballot for those who missed out. Sure, that’s a nice gesture, but it doesn’t change the fact that many fans already feel like they’ve been mugged.
And then there’s the resale issue. Oasis has sternly warned that tickets can only be resold at face value on official sites, but who’s actually following that? It’s like telling Liam not to swear during a gig, good luck with that. Resellers are still charging upwards of £6,000, turning this reunion into a luxury event for the ultra-rich​. You might want to take out a small mortgage if you’re planning to attend.
Is It worth the Hype?
Let’s be honest: a lot of people will buy into the hype. The idea of seeing Oasis back together is enough to make any Britpop fan lose their mind. But here’s the reality: you’re going to hear the same setlist they’ve been playing since ’95. Wonderwall, Champagne Supernova, Don’t Look Back in Anger. And if you’re lucky, maybe they’ll mix it up with a few more hits before Noel storms off stage and Liam flips him the bird.
It’s a bit like bringing back a TV show that should’ve ended five seasons ago. There might be a spark of the old magic, but it’s mostly going to feel tired, rehearsed, and driven by the big fat paycheck waiting for them at the end of the tour. Call me cynical, but this reunion feels less about rekindling the fire and more about lighting the cash cow.
What can you expect from the gig?
First off, ticket chaos. If you managed to survive the Ticketmaster disaster for the first round of sales, brace yourself because the next batch isn’t likely to be any smoother. Tickets sold out fast, systems crashed, and many fans were left frustrated. If you’re trying again, you’ll need all the luck of a lottery winner just to secure a seat.
And then there are the astronomical prices. Some tickets have reached a staggering £7,000 on resale sites, yes, you read that right. It seems Champagne Supernova isn’t the only thing with a sky-high price tag. Even though the band has tried to limit resale prices, it hasn’t stopped scalpers from capitalizing on fan desperation.
When it comes to the actual show, expect a nostalgic setlist. You know what’s coming: Wonderwall for the umpteenth time, Don’t Look Back in Anger, and maybe a few lesser-known tracks thrown in for good measure. It’s all designed to hit those nostalgia buttons hard.
Of course, there’s always the added bonus of Gallagher drama. Let’s face it, half the reason people want to see this reunion is to witness Noel and Liam’s famously tense relationship live. Whether it’s Liam throwing shade or Noel making snarky remarks, the sibling rivalry is as much a part of the act as the music itself.
But, and this is key, there’s a risk of disappointment. Can they recreate the magic of the mid-’90s when they were at their peak? Probably not. It’s more likely to feel like a last call at the pub than a return to Britpop’s glory days.
Nostalgia or a soggy mess?
Look, there’s no denying the excitement around an Oasis reunion. But between the ticket chaos and the potential for a half-hearted performance, this could turn into a soggy mess faster than you can say Live Forever.
If you manage to grab a ticket, good luck. Just don’t expect it to feel like the ’90s all over again. It’s more likely you’ll end up with a lighter wallet and a sense of mild disappointment as you realize the Gallaghers’ best days are probably behind them.
